Editor:
To the tune of, and in parody of, “When You Drove a Buick.”
When you captained a ferry,
A big proud B.C. ferry,
And I captained a little red tug,
You would deride me
As you sailed past so snidely,
Looking oh so smug.
Then you hit a big dock,
A firmly anchored big dock,
Past which you were supposed to chug.
Then I pulled your ferry,
Your crumpled, embarrassed ferry,
At the stern of my little red tug.
TootToot.
Barbara Garrick, Gibsons
